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[grunehexe]

Greetings, Connor.

If my calculations are correct, the Snow Moon has waxed, and soon will wane back in my world, which signals the coming of my fourteenth year of life.

Now is hardly the time to celebrate, but I hope you will join me for more proper festivities come our return to the Hathaway ship.

[sadgay]

Heck yeah, I'm down to party. What kind of festivities are we talking?

[grunehexe]

My last birthday was a “pizza party”, which proved quite popular. However, I am unsure if it can be properly replicated aboard the ship, so I was thinking a simple banquet might suffice.

[u know just a simple one]

[sadgay]

Rule number one of bday partys: there's always room for pizza.

tho finding a place that will deliver to the depths of outer space may pose a challenge.

[grunehexe]

I did enjoy it muchly, I admit.

Perhaps the Hathaway food hall can be commandeered.

[sadgay]

I'm sure nobody would mind if it's for the birthday girl.

so 14 huh? that's a pretty big deal.

[grunehexe]

I should think so.

I have been an adult by the standards of my own village for some time now, but I look forward to the day others in ALASTAIR- or rather, Hathaway- consider me the same.

Numbers are truly a silly method of judging such a thing.

[sadgay]

Just give it a few years. 4 to be exact.

In the meantime, enjoy your rebellious teenage years.

[grunehexe]

Another for the "18" pile, then.

Alas.

Rebellion is the last thing on my mind at the moment.

[sadgay]

Hey, I didn't write the law.

Legal definitions aside though, you've gone through way more than most adults. So don't take it as me thinking less of you in any way. You're like a miniature adult.

[grunehexe]

Considering the trying times, I will accept “miniature adult”.

After all, despite my healthy appetite, I seem to be struggling with vertical growth...

[sadgay]

Try drinking more milk? idk.

You're probably just a late bloomer.

[grunehexe]

Alas, it seems to be true.

I suppose I will simply be all the more beautiful for it later.

[thats what she tells herself anyay]

[sadgay]

Yeah, I’m sure you’ll have the boys wrapped around your finger soon enough.

[grunehexe]

I am hoping to be so captivating that it not be limited to males, but we shall see.

[sadgay]

True, why limit yourself to just boys?

[grunehexe]

Beyond their use as sires, of course. (No offense is intended!)

[sadgay]

Hey, if you're lucky you'll find one who's good for more than just getting the puck in the goal, if you know what I mean.

[grunehexe]

[omg it's like talking with asher but less age judgement

she loves it]

One can only hope!

[sadgay]

[Hey, he was getting plenty of action at fourteen. He's not going to sit here and pretend that her innocence needs to be preserved.]

Your options are tragically limited here, but maybe we'll get some fresh meat soon.

[grunehexe]

[see she knew it was normal]

Ugh, do not remind me. I once had a list overflowing with potential candidates, and now look at it.

[sadgay]

Did you have an actual smash or pass list going?

[grunehexe]

If by “smash or pass” you mean “allow to father my heir or not”, then yes.

[sadgay]

Why so much focus on getting a bun in the oven? That's usually the part girls want to avoid.

[grunehexe]

As I am sure you notice by now, Master Connor, the training of a disciple is a great deal of work. Let alone one’s blood heir!

I should like to begin the process as soon as prudent, but there will remain time for pleasure separate of such endeavors.